How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"