Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?

Peruve it!

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?

Peruve it!