Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."