Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

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What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...