Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)