Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.