What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?

Pen Gwyn !

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!