What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)