How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.