How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin