Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.