Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Rock Star Jokes More Rock Star Jokes

How does Dwayne Johnson Party?

Like a ROCK Star.

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Nutritionist Jokes More Nutritionist Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

Rock Johnson Jokes More Rock Johnson Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.