An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
He plays golf.
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
A bit neurotic.
The wheelchairs are too expensive.
Because it is full of vegetables.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
A rotisserie chicken
On a Gir-raft.
He's been living under The Rock.
Dwayne Johnson
None, they were all minerals.
Not enough minerals.
