What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Dwayne Johnson Jokes More Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.