What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...