Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Dino what you're thinking."
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
He was knotty.
Santa Jaws !
Sea++
A Ghost Pepper.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.