Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin