Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.