How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a mollusk on a boat?

A snailor

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.