How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him