Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

iDropIt

What do you call fapping to dubstep?

Wubbing one out.