Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

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What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower