What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"