What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !