What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!