A swallow.
So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
Baby love my baby love.... !
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Slanta Claus.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
Prisoner: For a lark sir.
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
Garden hose.