Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.