When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

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asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Sewercide

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind