What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Harlem Shake Jokes More Harlem Shake Jokes

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

Harlem Jokes More Harlem Jokes

What's the most positive thing in Harlem?

HIV.

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.