What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

What's the most positive thing in Harlem?

HIV.