Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Pill Bottle Jokes More Pill Bottle Jokes

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you