Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

What does Ebola and US police have in common?

A high body count of black people

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Pill Bottle Jokes More Pill Bottle Jokes

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D