Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Pill Bottle Jokes More Pill Bottle Jokes

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill