Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there?

AYA!!

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.