What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.