What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Cheeto Jokes More Cheeto Jokes

What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."