How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.