How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.