Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.