Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

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What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

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What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.