Christopher Reeve Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Landlord Jokes More Landlord Jokes

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"