Christopher Walken
Paperback
Because at night, he's always sleepwalken
It has a recognizable gait
Christopher Sitten
Christopher Walken.
Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
A Walken humidor.
Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
I think I could use a Han here.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
The Broncos' center
Because they can't get high.
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Second gear.
The cow didn't make it.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
repost
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
