Christopher Walken
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Because at night, he's always sleepwalken
It has a recognizable gait
Christopher Sitten
Christopher Walken.
Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
A Walken humidor.
Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen
gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Didn't you know you were taking the picture
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Anteloping.
A racist term of some sort.
Dominicans are close, but no cigar
That was a cloche call!"
Because his boots were at the menders !
A woman in her place...
Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"
Polaroids! I'm so bored...
He wasn't a charitable guy
