Who drives?

The police officer

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.