Who drives?

The police officer

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.