What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies