What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

100 Bill Jokes More 100 Bill Jokes

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.