What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

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What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.