What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !