What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.