What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.