What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.