Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

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What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

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What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.