Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table