Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy