How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Self-raising flour

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Because he's extinct

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Mitosis!

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)