What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

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A condom.

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Irish handcuffs.

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What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

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What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.