What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.