What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."