Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.