Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)