Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

Police Dog Jokes More Police Dog Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)