Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.