How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.