What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.