What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

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What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything?

Jim-pansy

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.