What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.