How should I know?
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
Walks away*
a rhetorical answer
