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I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
a rhetorical answer
it's a rhetorical question I know this now
A:.........
Walks away*
My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.
a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
They said IT couldn't be done
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Jacks on Jacks off
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
You've walked out of wife"
