Rhetorical Question Jokes

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy