Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!