Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)