Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).