How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.