Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Neither of them can be used as functional tables.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
