How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!