How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!