What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."