What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

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How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality