What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

Alan Jokes More Alan Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ?

Alan a good cause !