What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Alan Jokes More Alan Jokes

Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ?

Alan a good cause !

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan