Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

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What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.